Dang, Geena!

Vitaliy Kvartsanyi-- a coach in Ukraine's top soccer league-- was banned, fined, and put on probation for year after "abusing his own club's Serbian players." After his team lost a match (to Metalurh Donetsk, for those of you who follow these things), Kvartsanyi criticized certain sectors of his team, specifically labeling the Serbs "weak-willed." He then threw down in a big, big way, asking himself "how the Americans failed completely to destroy the Balkan peninsula." Um...wow. So, George Steinbrenner? Pretty much an awesome guy. (via World Soccer)