Is it a crime?
OSHA's mission is to assure the safety and health of America's workers by setting and enforcing standards. It is a good and clean organization. When you fall, they will catch you, they will be waiting. But best of all, when there is a fatal accident at a workplace, OSHA commissions a CARTOONIST to draw a recreation of the accident, and places these one-shots on the fantastaweb in a section entitled Fatal Facts for all the world to see. For free! Death by nailgun? Whapaa! Caught by rotating part? Shazam! (Also, fucking OW!) Each unfortunate event comes with a detailed description and a rundown of all the violations that led to such an accident. So far this year, Fatal Facts has described and illustrated 73 accidents. However, OSHA has an announcement for all Americans: "there is no number 63." Go ahead, check. It never existed. You didn't see anything. Get back to work, citizen.(via the Tofu Hut)
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Where's the crime in this one? Here's a crime for ya. Amphetamines and babies. Ritalin's an amphetamine. Might as well start the kid early. You're going to need to stay awake, after all.
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