Lesbians Don't Like Nazis, Either

Two morons (names of Patrick L. Langballe and Aaron C. Rush, in case you think you might know them) are charged with, among other things, three counts of a hate crime after robbing and threatening two lesbians on Friday. Said lesbians apparently met the assholes at a bus stop in Wisconsin and inexplicably agreed to cross state lines with them-- the attack took place in a state park in Illinois. In a twist on the usual "She resisted my fat, bald, redneck, white charms and therefore is a dyke" story, one of the women turned Rush down by telling him she and her friend were lovers. Logically, Rush announced that he and Langballe were married Nazis and skinheads (though that part was probably obvious), and that "gays and lesbians were no better than Jews and blacks." They're apparently really lame Nazis because, though the women fled with Langballe and Rush started throwing their lesbian clothes (presumably not the ones they were wearing) in the fire, they actually CAME BACK to return some Nazi gear they'd accidentally taken.

The lesbians could so totally have kicked their asses, if only it had occurred to them to take the threat seriously.