Mississippi Burning II: Killen All, Let God Sort Them Out

The movie version of the trial and ultimate conviction of Edgar Ray Killen (he's a killer, it's right there in his last name!) will star Dominic Chianese (he's Asian, it's right there in his last name!) as the titular Killen because they're both old bald men with Lazarian glasses who look exactly alike. Killen apparently killed three (3) civil rights workers back in 1964, when he was hob-nobbing with the cob-gobblers of the Ku Klux Klan. When asked about the outcome of the trial, two-term mayor of Philidelphia, Miss., where the crime and trial took place, proves that racial prejudice is a thing of the past by stating, "I know a lot of things about the Klan that a lot of people don’t know. They did a lot of good." There, now will you damn liberals shut up already?

In related cousin fucking news, the two (2) Senators from the aforementioned state of Mississippi, Trent Lock (R - duh) and Thad Cochran (R - ditto), decided not to sign the official Senate apology for never having outlawed lynching. In their defense, the spokespersons for the senators stated that they had meant to sign it, but were tied up with banjo practice.