Why Prohibition Didn't Work

Bathtub gin hospitalized almost 200, killed 49, and totally blinded two over the weekend in Kenya. This was no drinkin-moonshine-on-the-porch situation either-- a woman kicked up her chang'aa (a homebrew which, in translation, is called "kill me quickly") with a little methanol and SOLD IT TO BARS. Oops.

Note to bar owners: in the future, maybe splurge on the Bud-- think "less deadly" instead of "more expensive than what the local crazy lady is selling."