Monday, July 25, 2005

Blottered Memo: Shake-Up Or Shakedown


Look, I'm not gonna let a can of Jane Doe floaters in the Patapsco screw up my homicide clearance rate for the year so there's gonna be some major changes around here. Merit-based promotions, demotions, and uncontrollable emotions are posted to the right. What does this mean to you, the reader? Nothing. You'll still get 3 to 4 posts a day, if that, at least two of them from Martha. As for the Blottered squad, carry on as if you never read this post because you probably didn't. Oh yeah, HAZMAT and FOGHAT training are now mandatory.
Comments:
Merit-based promotions? That's definately NOT what they would do on NYPD blue. Shame on you.

Oh, and if SAC is the west coast shift editor, can we get some shift change memos please? The internets are empty without them.
 
Fuck, now I need a new name tag.

-sac
 
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