Mmm...Dead Babies

A Russian man was arrested earlier this month for biting a baby to death. In an intriguing detour from the path followed by most psychopaths, no part of the child appeared to have been eaten-- she was just, you know, covered with bite marks. Police so far have been unable to discern the biter's motives but Blottered is here to offer a few possibilities:

• boredom
• thought she had sent him spam
• no longer able to quietly accept the horror of his soul-destroying life under that asshole Putin
• hungry, but then not
• mistakenly thought she was the most magnificent potato he'd ever seen
• heard her speaking badly of Uncle Joe Stalin