Thursday, July 28, 2005

SFist In My Heart

Why is it that the outer -ists of the Gothamist Dumpire of City Blogs are so much better than the Mother-Shit? For one, I know that SFist's excellence can be summed up simply by whispering the name of editor Jackson West. I witnessed the man spark a doob (a phrase you should never actually say) in a couple of Austin, TX bars without giving a second thought except to make sure I remembered his drink order. Besides that, the Ess-Fisters can even write funny, smart commentary. Imagine the possibilities of blogging when you can pull that off!! I have no doubt Jackson and Co. are part of the in-crowd and get invited to all the cool media parties from Richmond to Daly City. So where am I going with this and what's the connection to crime? Well, Lovely Rita who does their blotter round-up has sent me a couple tips that I negligently misplaced. I apologize. Please check out her latest felonious post and learn about cold-cocking-cop anarchists and a loyal bank robber. SFist Blotter [SFist]
Pictured: SFist editor Jackson West, armed and gregarious
Comments:
Woah. I made Blottered, and my meth lab didn't even blow up!
 
Harsh!

Hey, what's the difference between Jen Chung and Andrew Krucoff?

A successful blog!

ba-dum-CHING
 
I think she's also taller.
 
Who's Jen Chung and what the fuck is a blog? I'm so confused... Is that "CHING" at the end there, some sort of racist remark about Chung's lineage? I assume she's Asian. Jesus, that's kinda uncool.
 
What's the credentials for successful? Originality? Money? Douche-bag-ery? Please advise.
 
Douche-bag-ery seems to work for me!
 
I note that SFist seems to have actually gone like two weeks without mentioning my name. I should bill them bitches!

just kidding, I love our little back and forth relationship, its like what passes for sex now in SF. Btw, did I mention that SF is too old and too ugly now to be gay?

Peter Everhard
 
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