When Harry Met Saul Eisenberg, Esq.
Harry Les, everyone's favorite golden-brown digging investment banker perm-temp blogger, has put forth a challenge to Blottered which I will extend to anyone fluent in legal-sleaze:
I have a suggestion for you and Blottered, and how you can make the world a better place, and get some press, and experience for yourself that I am like really really really smarter than you. Are you psyched?Damn Hars, you did all the leg and kegel work for us! What's the point of us going now? Many thanks for the sociological breakdown, but enough of this boring urban crime, we now return to our regularly scheduled white trash felony programming.
Here is it: Go down to 100 Centre Street and BLOG Quasi LIVE from New York City's Criminal Arraignment Court. Here is what you will likely see and can report to the world: (a) 99.9% of the people arrested are young Black and Hispanic guys; (b) none of these kids have lawyers - they are all represented by legal aid; (c) they will plead guilty to anything that either allows them to go home or to serve a minimum amount of time in jail (I've seen some of them plead guilty to other people's crimes when the court personnel mixed up the cases); (d) all of these arrested kids are charged with two crimes - one charge is a serious one involving long jail time and the other charge is the "plead-guilty-to-charge" that these kids plead guilty to under the delusion that they can go home or get light jail time.
posted by krucoff at 8:22 AM
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I've heard that lazy boyz tend to spend a lot of time on their backs with their legs up in the air. I'm not casting anything, just observing.
Anywho, there was like this guy in NYC criminal court a few weeks ago. And, this guy like plead guilty to possessing drugs for a 90 day sentence. They say he's gonna start serving his time in August.
The guy's name is Robert, Robert Chambers. He's actually sorta kinda like well known in some crime circles; something about some kind of murder in Central Park.
Harry Les
Anywho, there was like this guy in NYC criminal court a few weeks ago. And, this guy like plead guilty to possessing drugs for a 90 day sentence. They say he's gonna start serving his time in August.
The guy's name is Robert, Robert Chambers. He's actually sorta kinda like well known in some crime circles; something about some kind of murder in Central Park.
Harry Les
# posted by 
: 2:11 PM, July 26, 2005
: 2:11 PM, July 26, 2005
Just Do It, Andrew!
Just take some fiber, drink a lot of water, bear down really really hard and squeeze out a post on Robert Chambers. Do it! Do it and you will feel a whole lot better, lighter even.
Pretty soon there are gonna be odds posted in Vegas and on Odd Jack on when Blottered will mention Robert Chambers.
There are comedians in New York and LA with acts based solely on the fact that Blottered has never mentioned Robert Chambers. Every sports bar in NYC has a pool on the date and time Blottered will mention Robert Chambers. Paris Hilton is abstaining, evolution is on hold, the universe has ceased expanding …
Just Do It Andrew!
Do it today at 12:45 pm. Ahh, it's not like that's the date and time I bet on or anything.
Harry Les Trade
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Just take some fiber, drink a lot of water, bear down really really hard and squeeze out a post on Robert Chambers. Do it! Do it and you will feel a whole lot better, lighter even.
Pretty soon there are gonna be odds posted in Vegas and on Odd Jack on when Blottered will mention Robert Chambers.
There are comedians in New York and LA with acts based solely on the fact that Blottered has never mentioned Robert Chambers. Every sports bar in NYC has a pool on the date and time Blottered will mention Robert Chambers. Paris Hilton is abstaining, evolution is on hold, the universe has ceased expanding …
Just Do It Andrew!
Do it today at 12:45 pm. Ahh, it's not like that's the date and time I bet on or anything.
Harry Les Trade
# posted by : 5:58 AM, July 27, 2005
: 5:58 AM, July 27, 2005
