Blottered Exclusive: Stabbing on NYC's Lower East Side

This morning at 9am the Lower East Side was the scene of a person-on-person stabbing incident. Details below.
informant: drama on rivington this morning
krucoff: whoa, what happened?
informant: someone was stabbed between ludlow and orchard at 9am
informant: good for sales!
krucoff: details?
informant: stabber got away
informant: not sure if he stabbed a man or woman and don't know what happened to victim
informant: but cops have been here all morning ... dusting for prints and shit
krucoff: thanks, i'll get this on the wires immediately
Comments:
I once had a drunk late-middle-aged gay man approach me on that block and shout at me, "Why aren't you in Hollywood? Come back!"
I was on my way to see Jonathan Van Gieson's lost masterpiece "Buddy" at the time.
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I was on my way to see Jonathan Van Gieson's lost masterpiece "Buddy" at the time.




