M’am: Can I See Your License Plate?

God forbid, if you're a cop in Ohio and you track an unsuspecting yet attractive girl via her license plate. Instead of just pulling the chick over and asking for her license and registration, novice dater and law and order libido, Officer Steven Fowler, looked her up using the department computer (which tracks license plates and all sorts of other things). Coworkers were made suspicious when Fowler began doing the 'daily beat' wearing a lavender tux and a silkily vigorous cumberbun in lieu of his normal dress blues, and referring to the new gal in his life as AXV 2928, so they ratted him out and now he could face up to 6 years in prison. Since I see this kind of thing happen in every other generic Jimmy Fallen-type-generic-dating movie, seems a little harsh. Next time, Fowler, it’s MySpace for you.