Mom, I'm Going To Chill With The Psycho Next Door. Is That Ok?

Ladies? If the boy who lives next door constantly bullies and picks on you at school, don't go over to his house at 2am to watch tv. Ok? Because, even if you've really, truly made up since your parents called the police over the abuse and he smashed the window of your house, something still might go wrong. Like, for example, he might punch you, beat you to death with a metal pole, shove a balled-up bandana down your throat, cut off your legs, and stuff you in a trunk.* Or something like that.

*What no media outlets seem to have picked up on yet is the fact that this murder/disposal MO is straight out of Desperate Housewives. I can't wait til it gets out that Mr. Tough Guy watches a chick show. Yeah, who's going to get bullied now?