Must Love Scams

We really pity the naïve kids who actually fall for JDATE’s Splenda-coated promises (have you seen the blond beauties gracing the Times SQ billboard? We double dare you to find UWS pampered chosen-pooches with such Christie-Brinkley features). But its even sadder when families permit their geriatric matzo-ball-slaves to play online, resulting in heartbreaking scams where bubbes lose $100,000 and crush Diane Lane & John Cusack's retardedly unrealistic work of art.

"Lynn is a photojournalist for a social service organization who had lost her husband to leukemia in 1982 and was seeking a long-term partner. She and the elder Sarner hooked up on Jdate.com…[and he] allegedly claimed to be Jonny Micheels, a widower who worked in investment banking, dabbled as a graphic artist and owned two horses.

I don't like false or dishonest people," he allegedly E-mailed Lynn. "I have attached a grungy [sic] picture of myself, taken after two weeks at sea."

On their first date at the Cafe des Artistes restaurant on the upper West Side, Sarner pitched a get-rich-quick deal for a company on the verge of curing leukemia, according to prosecutors. Within a month, Lynn allegedly gave Sarner three checks totaling $100,000."

An upscale French restaurant should have been clue #1 that your virtual Don Juan isn’t what he claims to be: a Jew. (Raging Clue #2 shouldve been the “sensitive, artsy, romantic investment banker looking to cure diseases” bait). Seriously, when will Murdoch buy out JDATE and make an honest social network of those Jew-wannabes?
Image: via Jewlicious