The Next Big Mob Related Broadway Musical

"Boss, I Gots The Construction Site Blues" a musical

Act I
Scene I
Southwestern United States. California and adjacent. Beautiful weather. Singing birds.

A mysterious organized crime ring targets building equipment in plot to heist just about anything they can get their little hands on, including small tools like scissors, up to and including heavy construction machinery.
They have been operating for nearly 4 years, buffalo-ing 'concrete cutters, tampers trenchers and other equipment',
costing $5 Million in ONLY the first three months of 2005.

Tiny stands at the building site, his mug is red from a combination over-exposure to the sun and hard labor. He is loading expensive machinery into a yellow dolly.

The scene breaks away, just as Squeeny the boss enters the room, carefully adjusting his genuine horse-hair toupe.

Tiny (deep tenor):
Boss, it's like taking cheese from a baby,
stealing these machines, tape, and tools, re-selling
them to the same developers, that pack of fools!

Squeeny (clarion bell clear):
I know Tiny, but don't get Scott Baio'd,
Zapped was a big hit, sure, but where is he now?
Carefully you big dumb lug, load the trucks we gotta go,
'Fore the night crew gets here, and like Scott Baio, we get NC17'd, Yo

Tiny:
After this boss, we should go visit a strip joint and have some
drinks poured on us?

Tiny minces to Squeeny, grasps him by his arms, and the two began a sort of lewd rubberband of a dance, sashaying toward a pile of lumber.

Squeeny:
That'll go great on my deck you great oaf, make sure you
get the lumber, that's some good oak or cedar, perfect for my gazebo

Tiny:
What about the Construction guys, boss?

Squeeny:
They're paid off, they have no recourse!

Crime ring linked to construction site thefts in southwestern US SFGate.com