No Touching!
David Thumler will never twist another titty. The fifteen year-old was sentenced to three days community service and fined a whopping $67 for bringing down the hammer of "offensive physical touching" on a Matthew Cox, thirteen year-old acquaintance who embarrassed him in front of a chick.* A much greater problem than Cox's bruised nipple is the fact that his dad CALLED THE COPS about it. Matt, go to college far, far away.*Attention, readers in Oregon: you can also be hauled in for ''wet-willies,'' ''wedgies,'' ''swirlies,'' ''noogies." Adjust your horseplay accordingly.
posted by Martha at 7:44 AM
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this shouldn't surprise anyone, we just found out that the nipple twisted Matt Cox, routinely hits younger kids in his neighbor hood in the nuts.
I am David Thumler, serial twister.
I am David Thumler, serial twister.
# posted by 
: 1:22 AM, August 11, 2005
: 1:22 AM, August 11, 2005
Would the real David Thumler e mail me as I'd love taking turns pinching and twisting titties ...
I promise my parents won't run crying to the Police !
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