Not a Crime, but Certainly Offensive

I grew up in Washington State, and maybe they're a lot behind the times, but frankly, I can't understand why we didn't pass a law explicitly stating that sex with animals was illegal (though, certainly, the state is far enough away from everyone else that I also understand the lack of a law might have spurred [pun intended] immigration). Growing up in Seattle, we always knew those motherfuckers in Enumclaw were weird, but "the farm?" We had absolutely no fucking idea that the shit existed, I swear. There were plenty of horny chicks and gayboys that if you wanted something shoved up your ass, you could easily find someone from your own species to do it.

Personally, I blame Microsoft and Starbucks. The whole damn state has basically turned into LA without all those bothersome negroes. And when white people take over and their natural inclinations aren't subject to criticism or censure from more civilized races, who knows what the fuck is going to happen. So I present to you Exhibit A in the "White people vs. Rational Behavior" case. It involves not one, but two, white people -- one who felt the need to have a horse's dick up his ass, and another who helped him make it possible.

I'll never think of Enumclaw the same way again. (And speaking of white people, can you belive this video is hosted by Editor & Publisher? No, neither can I). Regardless, there's no law on the books in Washington State against sex with an animal -- but if you want to buy hard alcohol, you have to go to a state-sponsored liquor store. 'Nuff said.