Quickies From The Files Of Professor Moriarty

A fan of the BBC show Beat The Burgler went professional after losing his job, but was apprehended via a "tip-off": Again proving the BBC make finer TV shows than the Americas ever could: See US version of the Office.
The BTK killer gets life in prison but please don't confuse this with the new 'rocking' commercials for BK chicken fries.
Although we're stretching here, Eminem is in REHAB. Hey, he was busted on gun charges once upon a time. Now is when we all light candles and listen to Mosh, the theme to the Bush defeat last year, and we remember the gun charges, faking nostalgia. But sleeping pills? C'mon Em, let it at least be a drug that we battled against in the video game Narc cuz sleeping pills just ain't cutting it.
Via the Huffington Post: Ohio's governor Taft pleads no contest to ethics violations. Luckily Taft doesn't live in China since corruption is an executable crime there, at least for the time being. Cue Mosh again, this time for real.