Texas Reprezant!

Don't know about you, hoss', but you just don't see this too often. In the Natural Born Killeresque turf of Texas a woman cold-lead-plugged her boyfriend and tried to blame her 9 year old son for the crime. Clearly, a rational woman who only left Catholic school because mom and dad needed extra help on the ranch. Well, I don't know if Texas is anything like the shit I concoct when I think of Texas, which is an amalgam of old spaghetti westerns and Every Which Way But Loose.*

Investigators said they uncovered what really happened after interviewing Ruiz' son at length and testing her hands for gunpower residue.

The Forensic examiner eyes the woman warily.
"You're saying, um, you're saying, uh that your 9 year old son shot this man?"
"Indeed," she says.

Well, now Tim's gonna at least have a CSI episode. And what are you going to get woman:? Jail, maybe a book deal.

Woman blamed son for crime, on trail for murder KHOU.com

*Testing hands for gun powder residue. Get out of here!