Christian Slater is a free man!

Christian Slater dodged a bullet today when a judge in NYC decided that he was clear of his groping charge. You'll remember some months back, Slater, while performing on Broadway in some show no one can remember, was lit and apparently decided to grab some woman's ass on the street. She totally flipped out and the result is that he's probably settled with her for $ome undisclosed amount. Lucky bitch. Why can't that kinda stuff happen to me? Okay so maybe the play wasn't just some unknown show. So? He still grabbed her ass while he was tanked.







Slater beats Grope Charge - AP
Slater GropeGate Comes to Anti-Climactic Close - Gawker