The Martha Stewart Watch

What balances out the darkness of that early Monday morning drowning cubicle feeling, is the chance to cheerfully reminisce favorite memories of Martha Stewart's penal woe, while clutching soft cotton garments to rosy cheek and relishing the acrid fragrance of lavender soap mingled with prison sweat. That's magic, folks. Viva La Revolution! Time magazine spoke with Martha about how she felt, and such, as she leaned back in her garden veranda picking at the plucky remains of a child who accidentally wandered in her house seeking gingerbread.

She told Time magazine it was "extremely difficult," especially for "a busy person watching the clock, and knowing other people are watching the clock."

A bit confusing yet isn't all poetry? She has been free of the taunt electronic ankle cuff of justice since September 1.There's really no reason to boycott the premier of The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, which debuts on September 21, unless you heard about the shady prize the network is offering the show winner: A lowly assistant job taking Martha's messages and the sharp side of her cane-sword, and eventually taking the fall for Martha. Oh, and there will be a next time, mark my words. It's a shame that NBC ignored the public outcry in favor of changing the name of Martha's new show to Make You My Toothless Bitch: Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart: House Arrest "Extremely Difficult" The Iowa Channel