Sunday, September 18, 2005

Mother And Son Charity Finances Stripclub

Finally oedipal and mercenary urges coalesce within the heart and soul of a mother and son in Ohio. Red State apocalypse is near! The two are accused of selling instant lotto and bingo tickets, the proceeds of which were to have went to a non profit organization called Seniors Helping Seniors, but instead went toward custom bling bling, eating out, and a gentleman's club. Currently the duo are not answering the [not precisely] uncharitable question of how 3 quarters of a million dollars that was supposedly destined for their charity ended up in the loins of a stripper named Candy after it was used to snort cocaine off a kangaroo's pelt. The mother in the duo sez:

"They are coming back on me with these types of charges when never anything come up in all these years," she said. "We never had any questions of anything.

Famous last words, sickos.

Police charge woman, son with theft involving charity (Akron Beacon Journal)
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