Saddam Legal Dept. Deny Confessing He Played Himself In Hot Shots "Part Deux"

Lately there's a bit of confusion in Iraq over whether or not Saddam confessed to committing crimes against the Iraqi people. Resplendent in a pair of bulging jean shorts, President Jalal Talabani says he did, Saddam's extensive panel of legal experts led by Khalil Duleimi says he didn't. President Talabani meanwhile indicated in a boisterous manner that "Saddam Hussein is a war criminal and he deserves to be executed 20 times a day for his crimes against humanity". Arrested Development fans know who to bet on. The important question: Where is Diane Diamond, when the world longs for her scintillating 10 carat coverage? Some committed Gothamite policeman please flip the Federbling signal to stir the Diamond from her sparkling geode cave. This is sort of a celebrity trial, right?

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