Supermodel Cokehead Is The New Gateway Drug

If you listen close you can hear the chic flushing of Hollywood toilets and the pitter-patter of executive booties running along the plush carpeted corridors of power, muttering to their badly dressed assistants, "Moss is on the HOT list - No, Moss, Moss -- is, the HOT list. Cancel my 11 o' clock with Larry David's people and fill it with, Moss, MOSS, MOSS."

Kate Moss has arrived. Her mode of transport: The now infamous photos of her in the Daily Mirror snorting big thick snowy white Santa eyebrows of synthetic cocaine.

The Guardian disagrees, says the career of Kate Moss:

"suffered a series of blows yesterday when two companies announced they would no longer be using her to sell their products"

Unfortunately along with Moss's new B+ List status due to cocaine global positioning comes Scotland Yard's knotty lash. The UK police are investigating, and although sources say Kate is unlikely to go to jail, she may be brought in for a delicious Q & A for police "intelligence purposes" and possibly tea. Yes.

The Yard are also investigating who took the photographs of Kate for the Daily Mirror, and what, if any witnesses were there, helping take the photographs, or helping Kate sniff her way to interesting. Ask Yourself: Does Kate Moss now have 'cred' enough for a crew? Fuck yes, she does.

Chanel and Burberry drop Moss as police start inquiry (Guardian)