"You're Full Of Shit"

As if driving an El Camino wasn't punishment enough, a drunk Illinois man stole a porta pottie from the site of a barbecue cookoff. Unfortunately during the getaway the toilet fell out of his El Camino.

Investigating officers discovered miscellaneous road barricade items and a sizable amount of unprocessed raw sewage floating in his car and Gerad Gobel was arrested and now faces a stripend of serious charges including felony theft. Hopefully this won't start a chain of copycat crimes across the country culminating in a circus goer stealing bags of elephant shit and storing them in his Roadmaster.

Blottered 24 Hour Shit Coverage To Be Continued...consider this your last warning.

Man Arrested for portable Toilet Theft (WandTV)