Dances With Brooms

An ontario CA man was arrested on charges of sexually assaulting the family dog.

Among other things, this pet-friendlier Kevin Costner used a broomhandle to rape the dog, was sought on a $10,000 drug warrant, and had previously been charged with exposing himself to a minor. Police arrived to notify the man that he needed to register as a sex offender when they learned that he was out livin' in the dark dog house, raping the dog.

Neighbors reported that he often slept naked in the doghouse with
the
family dog, Mayra, the statement said. They said they saw Huizar
sexually
assault the animal with a broom handle and his hand and heard the
dog cry in
pain when he was in the doghouse, the statement said.

Neighbors also reported seeing Huizar in his back yard dressed in a
woman's
bra and panties, dancing with a broom handle, police
said.

Hey, I don't know, but maybe it would help if people who need to register as sex offenders and people with outstanding drug warrants might both make the same list so you don't discover that a guy is wanted on a drug charge only after arriving to tell him he needs to register and only after learning he's out back with his nose in a dog dish, gone native.

Man Arrested for Sexually Assaulting Dog (Breitbart)