"Oh, Shit."

Beware Dallas donut lovers:

A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries.
(...)He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said.

Ain't that the shit?

Man Arrested For Sprinkling Fecal Matter On Pastries (Via the always Hattastic Matt Fuckin' Drudge, KGBT4)