The Return Of The Jet Set

A 22 year old took a jet plane for a joyride, went 350 miles from Florida to Georgia endangering pretty much everywhere between Florida and Georgia. He did have a commercial license but not the sort of license it takes to legally fly a jet plane.

The jet didn't require a key. You can just break down the flimsy cabin and turn it on like a lawnmower. You just pull the string and this time dad's not around to laugh and call you "a little foppy liveried shit" and then leap in your arms and purr like a cat, which is totally weird, dad, but every family's different when it comes to the ancient well documented father-son passing along of grass cutting 'technique'.

With the war on terrorism now being a war on idealogy, we're showing the terrorists that since there's not enough gas for the bigger ones, we'll only allow littler jets to be stolen.

Man Arrested, Charged in Jet Joy Ride (Yahoo News)