"Who Would Steal Candy From A Prisoner?"

A Blottered Halloween Exclusive

From Blottered informant and candy lover kc comes this little tidbit of sicko candy corn: Four deputies were suspended for eating $24 worth of candy stolen from a jailed inmate.

The misunderstood deputies have solemnly sworn to take the incarcerated victim trick or treating if they are reinstated depending on Halloween weather conditions. In other words dress the prisoner up so he takes on the appearance of a rudimentary Take 5 then taking him to a cold, rain-lashed alleyway and devouring him - unlike a real Take 5 which is curiously unedible.

Deputies Suspended For Eating Inmate's Candy (KCCI)