Alabama Progresses

Finally a real crime. Coldplay singer goes to jail for recording vocals for X&Y which just about takes the cake for a soundtrack to watching field mice copulate using their minds Cocoon-like to pleasure each other's small parts (You know you miss Steve G.)
No, I'm kidding Chris Martin is out of jail breastfeeding Apple! "Chris, Your kid has the best name." (in a perfect world best would be said in a lisp). Maybe Steve Albini can produce the next album, 'member how Bush did it? Boy that was a triumph.)

Troy King, Alabama Attorney General warns people in a new public service ad that Identity Theft is serious. Quote

"..especially with the holidays coming up."

I like that Alabama is on top of things. What's next? Troy King, Attorney General reveals that Treat William's career suffers from stagnation.

Blottered Cops: putting the dark edge thingies back in edgy.

Attorney General Warns of Identity Theft (WSFA12)