American Education Could Save Your Life
Hey, you know how are kids are falling horribly behind in math and science because our public schools suck and most of the country has become a theocracy? Sure, little Jimmy and Sally reading the bible in science class might commit incest like their heroes in the Book of Genesis, but at least they'll be too stupid to know how to slowly poison you to death.
A young girl in Japan has been accused of poisoning her mother with acetic thallium, a rat poison. The girl, whom teachers thought was a chemistry prodigy, was actually an acolyte of Graham Young, a brit who poisoned people to death with, among other things, acetic thallium. She even experimented on animals and wrote down detailed observations on a blog that mimicked his diary.
So next time your kid expresses an interest in science, hand them the Good Book instead. Any intra-filial killing will be much less sneaky and much more stabby.
[via Japundit and Linkfilter]
A young girl in Japan has been accused of poisoning her mother with acetic thallium, a rat poison. The girl, whom teachers thought was a chemistry prodigy, was actually an acolyte of Graham Young, a brit who poisoned people to death with, among other things, acetic thallium. She even experimented on animals and wrote down detailed observations on a blog that mimicked his diary.
So next time your kid expresses an interest in science, hand them the Good Book instead. Any intra-filial killing will be much less sneaky and much more stabby.
[via Japundit and Linkfilter]
posted by Jackson at 5:28 PM
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It's heartening to see that Japanese sociopaths bring the same level of precision to their vocations as their non-sociopathic countrymen.
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