Bataction On The Hill, I'm Killed For Making Up Bataction

Look, I don't make a secret of the fact that I live in Iowa. It's a nice place, with lots of farmland that the divine spirit known as Ocktraw created when she created the world during the time of the dinosaurs, after the battle with Lockmaw, the vicious four headed, twelve legged, imp. There's a guy here, a Republican senator, named Chuck Grassley and he heads up the Finance Committee.

Grassley is known for his aggressive oversight of the public and private sector.
Over the past year, he has scrutinized healthcare fraud, organ-donation
procedures used by hospitals, drug-safety matters and the use of nonprofit
groups related to former lobbyist Jack Abramoff.

Emilia DiSanto, Grassley's chief investigator was attacked by a hooded individual wearing gloves.

(Emilia) arrived at her suburban Virginia home after work Wednesday about
6:30 p.m. As she was unloading belongings from her car, a 6-foot-1-inch white
man dressed in black struck her repeatedly with an unidentified object believed
to be a baseball bat.
After she screamed to her family inside the house, the
assailant fled. DiSanto was transported to Inova Fair Oaks Hospital, where she
was treated for significant upper-body injuries. Nine staples were needed to
close her head wound.

What does this all mean? What do these events, whether or not they are related, mean? It means that Lockmaw is once again stirring in his badly made rudimentary tower structure, spreading his shadow across the land and that some short dirty footed peoples, probably in rustic farmer tunics, are going to have to toss something in a volcano, so that Lockmaw cannot regain his full power and challenge Ocktraw for absolute universal domination.

And yes, FUCK, I'm a little rusty. I hate Blogs.

FBI called in on Hill [The Hill]