Blowing Your Professor = Good Grades, Wood Sculpture Of Naked Chick = Priceless
Blottered Art Week. Day 2.
It happened all the way back at the first of the month but the sheer worthiness of the story has led me to believe that it must be repeated, ad infinitum.
Boise, ID -
Boise Police say who ever took it had to climb over an 9 foot
wall and over the top of some vending machines. They also apparently were only
interested in one piece of art that was created by a BSU art professor.
Police are calling it a valuable art sculpture. The victim says the sculpture is
worth around $2500. He also says it has a lot of sentimental value to him. It
was the first time the piece was on display to the public in Idaho.
The
wooden sculpture depicts a reclining nude woman. It is made of cherry
wood and stands about 3 feet tall. The exhibit included about 20 other pieces
made by BSU staff. None of the other objects were taken.
I draw pussies and dicks all the time with my spraypaint can using the art program "paint" that comes prepackaged in all versions of Microsoft Windows. I also tend to draw a lot of bald men in blue jumpsuits with fanny packs but I don't examine that too closely.
You can't just set some arbitrary value on your art, otherwise my "paintings" would be gettin' it 'done, if you know what I mean.
Don't get me wrong, I think my erotic art is valuable. I tend to get pretty bizzare with it, cock rings with detective badges looking for the missing cocks, vaginas with capes stopping bank robbers from tunnelling under the city. The cocks and pussies rarely meet but they read about each other in the breaking news section of CNN's website. I plan that they will eventually meet, and reproduce a sort of hermaphrodite being shaped like an ice cream cone, but that's the future.
The moral is: Stealing art is bad unless it's mine and then I'll give it to you for free.
posted by sb at 11:19 AM
