Bridges And Balloons

Blottered Chief Detective Andrew Krucoff's in Israel for a month. But rumor is he's finally finishing up a sentence at a New Jersey correctional facility for snorting cocaine off the entire printed oeuvre of Rosie O Donnel's Crazy Haiku's Blog.

Or maybe not.

It is not easy
To be Krucoff's lil' Skeezy
LA Confidential

Under the bridge,
On pubescent skies
It's like Dennis Cooper's ride.

Tryin' to keep it real
Steady like a girl on a diet
Sorry Rosie.

Yet fear not, Blottered will continue to revel in the bittersweet pastiche of crime while Andrew serves the remainder of his sentence, which may or may not involve Lindsay Lohan's hard eye of a crotch. Let's all wish him well during his stay in Herbie's moist star-lit dungeon. Andrew Krucoff can be reached:

Judith Miller@Krucoff.newyorktimes@EMAIL.COM.internet

Or else. So everybody wish him luck for the next month.

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