DMX Of The Disabled, Ruff, Ruff

I want to make certain that when addressing fan mail to me you clearly print my address because I haven't been receiving a lot. Now, this might seem like nothing but a G thing baby, to you, and you might even be right, however there's a man in St Louis, Missouri, who isn't r'prezentin' 90's rap, even though, he still claimed to head up a charity that helped provide service dogs to people with disabilities, and is on his way to the big house for stealing more than 400,000 thousand dollars from Support Dogs Incorporated--- Note that is not the Snoop Dogg porn company - that has an entirely different name and presents wildly entertaining feature length films of various erotic and sensual content --- I think.

Hansen apologized for his thefts and offered to make restitution once he gets
out of prison.

Man, I still haven't paid my Aunt back after she paid my towing and repair bill from several years ago when I broke down on a country road in the black heart of the dead of winter. So, Hansen, since you were found guilty of 15 counts of fraud, how can I trust you? I didn't commit fraud but I still lied to my big bird looking aunt about paying the tow truck bill, the $50 I paid for a motel room, the porn, the cigarettes, the Vodka, the cocaine, the heroin, and Auntie's birthday gift that I used her credit card number to purchase: A hooker.

Man sent to prison for charity theft [Ktvotv]