Hey, Obscure Crime And Lions

In a Disney film when a lion gets a sore paw some dubious kid shows up to remove the splinter or rusty nail or razor blade and then climbs on the back of the lion, who is very happy with the kid, and promises to take him somewhere fun, like lion-land, where the trees are all shaped like kitten whiskers and the new Xbox 360's are totally free. But we know in real life the kid shows up and the lion eats him in a gulp. And it's not because Disney is fabricating the reality of lion on kid kid on lion interplay, it has something to do with bad business decisions involving the wing of Disney that produces those Digital Animated Features. Hey, got you!

In PA, David S. Dissinger who lives in Red Lion? (the tie in) made the
crimwatch; for "burglary, theft by unlawful taking, criminal mischief", and
once again, "burglary".

The power of Blog! It's obscure crimes in PA week!

Somebody take away this cat's Internet access!

Crimewatch, District Judge Nancy Edie's office covers Chanceford, Lower Chanceford and Peach Bottom townships; Delta and Felton. [York Dispatch]