To Keep The Internet Safe

Since Krucoff is stuck in a Maine theater watching Jesus is Magic for the next month (That's Israel to him) I'll do the honors.

Let's all take a second to welcome the latest rough-talking veteran cop, here to put perps in a jail cell and yet make sure they get three square meals a day and a backrub.

Bucky Turco. Editor-And-Chief of Animal magazine.

So everyone, give a hearty holiday welcome, full of cheer and warm beer breath, to Bucky.