Best Of 2005: Fake Power Ranger Edition

With 2006 dawning in just a few days, the natives are getting restless. Not the natives in King Kong (could someone explain to me exactly who dispatched them -- all of a sudden there just weren't any natives) but us denizens who read and contribute to Blottered --- we're the ones getting restless. In a year when the Internet became increasingly irritating and the word Snark so mainstream it was being bandied about by the fucking Gilmore Girls, it's more important than ever to have content. In a year when the President of the United States tried to become the President of the Universe and Katrina revealed that the Army Core of Engineers had used cheap-ass materials on the Levies, among all the furor, Blottered had that great story about that fake Power Ranger. That was the best shit I read all year. Word.

(Instead of a lame-ass year-end list, pour a drink out for that faux-Ranger.)