Blottered Now In Yellow

O sweet Holiday time. Ham, joy, turkey, beer, sex, urine.

"We've got a Grinch that has been lobbing urine," Clive Police Chief Robert Cox
said. "Since this fall, we've had eight to 10 incidents reported where people
have found containers full of urine thrown into their backyards."

The syntactical beauty of the comment: "We've got a Grinch that has been lobbing urine", (although technically he only stole Christmas), cannot be overstated. Move over cellar door.

Police say trucker chucked urine, haul him off to can (DMR)