Evolution Or Devolution

For a generation weaned on Bill Cosby's hairy, non-consensual nipple, we certainly didn't take all of his lessons to heart. Where did we all go wrong? All we learned was how to spike drinks and eat hoagies. Man, those Cosby kids read books. They talked to their father about Charlie Mingus, and sometimes lost their homework in the freezer --- but I digress:

A federal judge in Kentucky sentenced the men yesterday to the minimum 87 months
in prison allowed under federal guidelines.
The men stole a first
edition of
Charles Darwin's classic "On the Origin of Species" and sketches
by John James
Audubon.

Hey, at least they're reading. Which is more important? The stealing part, or the part where they knew enough to grab some Audubon sketches and a first edition Origin of Species?

Men sentenced in rare book theft (WKYT27)