Soulplane Sequel In The Works? Or A Couple Of Playmates Having A Good Time?

Tabloid plain or grid, Sploid, covers the recent Playboy playmate act of terrorism:

Playboy pinups Danielle Gamba and Carrie Minter went wild in the sky on a flight from Denver to San Antonio -- so wild that the drunkard gals had to be hauled off to jail by the police.

23-year-old Gamba and 22-year-old Minter hit the booze as soon as their Frontier Airlines flight left the Mile High City on Sunday. During the two-hour flight, the naked models first started fighting with each other. Then they turned on the other passengers.

"One of the women started saying she was a celebrity and that's why the passenger who complained 'shouldn't mess with her,' and that sort of thing," San Antonio airport spokesman David Hebert told CBS4 News in Denver.

Ah, the early twenties. Years when it seemed perfectly stable to not only pose nude for a fading, geriatric "nudie book", but also become inebriated on a plane and violently battle the other passengers for supreme celebrity status, a plane diligently watched over by sky marshalls carrying guns and dreaming of shooting a bi-polar passenger fleeing down a Miami runway with a "crazy man bag".

Airline authorities recently stood down the unfair flight provision in which paying passengers were not allowed to carry sharp scissors with them aboard the plane in case they needed to catch up with their in-flight-magazine-kidnapping-note needs. In a frequent flying future clearly relying on stringent measures, will there be a provision requiring playmates be given a bull mastiff tranquilizer and kept in cages in the plane's storage area? Or will airplanes be allowed both scissors, and pole-dipping milk-breasted Sheenas from Nebraska?

It's up to you, America, you close the deal.

Drunken Playmates' Air Rage Outrage (Sploid)