What Supreme World Cycler is Wanted in Italy?

Yellow-Bracelet, Biker-God, faces trial in Italy for defaming another cyclist:

(Lance)Armstrong is being investigated for pursuing Simeoni during an early
stage breakaway in last year's Tour de France and reportedly threatening him
for testifying about doping abuse in the trial of an Italian doctor
associated with Armstrong.

I smell a Christmas duet between Lance and his beau, Sheryl Crow, to bring in some positive pro-Lance Armstrong style publicity buzz. I just want Armstrong and Crow's corporate marketing team to consider myself as a source of Lance-Positive style lyrics. Hell, they could do worse? I mean, not that I'm talking about the Sheryl Crow/Kid Rock "mashup" Picture. Because bringing that up, is like pointing out the elephant in the room, y'know, the one who used to exploit a sick midget and brings the "trailer" with him wherever he goes.

Oh, and someone forgot to tell Simeoni: What happens on the Tour de France stays on Tour de France.*

Lance Armstrong Ordered to Stand Trial (Breitbart)

*Yeah, no real sordid events, mostly just gross, gangly, pieces of piano wire covered in a thin insulation commonly known as "skin" and cleverly known as Tour De France competitors, talking about their bikes.