Abramoff Does Not Plead Not-Guilty!

Hey, look, it's 2006. Just when you thought you wouldn't live to see it (trudging through the office with razor at your neck screaming about the lack of periwinkle 'Crocs) you go back to work, kicking the door of your automobile closed (to the clamoring sound of empty beer bottles rolling around the passenger side) and walk into the building making catcalls to various secretarial-looking chicks, sit down at your desk and wonder why there's a bloodstain on your crotch, log on the Internet to look up 'Trekkie-Porn', only to discover Abramoff pled guilty.

Lobbyist Jack Abramoff pleaded guilty Tuesday to federal charges of conspiracy,
tax evasion and mail fraud, clearing the way for him to cooperate in a massive
government investigation of influence peddling involving members of Congress.

What a hoot; pass the vics.

Update 14: Abramoff Pleads Guilty, Will Cooperate (Forbes)