Sunday, January 22, 2006

Mama, Say It Ain't So!

Last night, Lebron James' mother was arrested for drunk driving, reckless operation and speeding. This all the while she was most likely cussing out the cops. I guess when you're driving a pimped out Escalade it's hard for the cops not to notice you. Specially if you almost hit their car.

I love *love* the mugshot. Grinning from ear to ear. She can't afford to look bad, ya know.

Lebron saids he doesn't know anything yet and once his mama sobers up, he'll be able to comment.


James' Mother In Trouble With the Law - The Detriot News via Deadspin
Comments:
Is that her MUGSHOT? That looks like a senior picture, if they took senior photos of 50 year olds with cheeks like the character in um Catch-22, the dude who is always chewing on nuts in his cheeks.
 
Okay, the article says Gloria James, age 34. Really? Now I know people have children at young ages some times and I know guys go straight from high school to the NBA, but exactly how old is Lebron if he has 34-year-old mom. Life must have been rough for her because she certainly doesn't look 34 (or my mirror have been lying to me about how good 34 looks).
 
yes it is really her. fucking awesome mugshot. *almost* as good as Tom DeLay
 
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