Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Art of Faking Your Own Death For Small Bullshit

Q: When did it become cool to fake your own death to get out of "administrative shit" like parking tickets and child support?

Police arrested a man accused of faking his death more than 25 years ago to avoid paying child support. Police: Man faked death to avoid child support (MSNBC)

An investigation concluded that a Des Moines woman faked her own death to avoid paying traffic tickets. Police: Woman Fakes Death To Avoid Paying Traffic Tickets (DM Reg)

A: It's been Pretty fucking awesome since - like - forever, man.

(Goodbye cruel world) I have some major library fines.
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