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Miscellaneous Crime reports.
Louisville, Kentucky

500 block of E. Broadway. A man said two people came up to him about 7 p.m.
March 18. One person asked, "Do you remember me?" then cut him across the face.
As the two walked away, the other person threatened, "Next time we'll kill you."

At least you got remembered, motherfucker. My own moms acts like she don't know me.

1900 block of Peabody Lane. A 24-year-old woman said she and a man got into a fight in front of his door about 7 a.m. March 23 and he pushed her head through a window.

He was a real "catch". Key sonorous Casio Keyboard cymbals.

Muhammad Ali Boulevard at the ramp to Interstate 65. An officer was flagged down by people reporting a fight involving several males about 6:30 p.m. March 29. The officer began to chase a person on foot and the person turned and fired two shots at the officer. Others were yelling, "Shoot the officer."

At least we've evolved beyond calling the police epithets like pig. "Shoot the officer" means No Child Left Behind is working.

Silk Liquors, 2100 W. Muhammad Ali Blvd. A woman said she was walking to a bus stop about 6 a.m. March 22 when a person grabbed her and tried to pull her between the buildings. The robber took $35, along with her change purse, identification and debit card.

I'm guessin' if you live here, don't hang out on Muhammad Ali Blvd. Silk Liquors? What's that shit all about?

1200 block of Cherry Blossom Drive. A person reported being robbed about 6:30 a.m. March 22. The items included a: Toyota Corolla, purse, cell phone, cash, credit and debit cards, identification, checkbook.

Makes it seem like the robber walked off with the Toyota Corrolla in his back pocket next to his cheap rubber clown nose.

Crime Reports (Courier-Journal)